My name is Jasmine. I’d like to say I drag a pen across a piece of paper for a living, but it would be far more accurate to say that I press buttons to make words.
If the full statistics would have been published in 2010, it would be known that I was voted the second-funniest person in my sixth form. Now, we can only rely on my good word.
I also write incessant bile at @the__chez. If you’re spying on me mum, that’s called a twitter handle.